What's so great about Homestar Runner? Everything. If you're a newbie, click any one of these links. I've scoured the Homestar site so you don't have to. (But you should anyway.) This list is mostly based on which we quote the most. And I'm partial to the songs.
Ooooooh, why don't you "creat" an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly!
You're a girl / or maybe a wagon / filled up with pancakes ...
A wagon fulla pamcakes? In the Champeenship? I'd like to see it try!